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HENRY FORD: - "Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian"...


TAGS: history repeats
Rating: 4.83/5

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Pikeman - November 5, 2015, 7:55 am
That Jew hating bastage got a few things right.


history does repeat itself -


TAGS: history repeats itself
Rating: 4.6/5

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Curlyrocks - January 6, 2014, 9:36 pm
Most of the Lakota gave up their guns and they didn't end up having to be carted off in box cars, oh but they where massacred so.... carry on.


IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Passing bills without reading them and then writing bills after passing them shows why we cannot trust politicians.....




WHY CAN'T HE JUST EAT WAFFLES? - Let Him Eat Waffles We'll Eat Cake




YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID - But you sure as heck can vote it out! Like this poster child who bankrupted Fannie and Freddie and caused the whole global financial meltdown.




THE FUTURE - often repeats the past....




SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Somethings wrong with the system when welfare recipients in California can spend welfare debit cards at exotic hotels in Hawaii and 5 star hotel casinos in Vegas. Where do we sign up??




2 LOSERS -




FIRST THEY CAME FOR - communists, socialists, trade unionists, social democrats, illegal Mexicans & Muslims and I didn't speak out because I wasn't any of them. Then they came for the biggest threat, Big Bird.


TAGS: bird politics threats america danger
Rating: 1.5/5

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KALKAM - October 9, 2012, 11:00 am
Well those first groups actually came for everyone, not the other way around...and Big Bird will be fine...he made a nice living for himself...not as much money as the other groups but nice enough and to his credit he didn't get violent doing it.
GrouchoMarxist - October 9, 2012, 7:39 am
Just like all you leftist clap trap... If you like it, YOU need to fund it.


HISTORY - Those who don't learn from it are doomed to repeat it....




LOGIC -




ROSIE, A BLACK LAB, DIED 14 YRS AGO - Yet a liberal group sent her a pre-filled out voter registration! Guess why ID's should be mandatory- to fight against liberal cheats!




HISTORY - Extending an empire at the expense of its working class has been and will always be the finest recipe for its ultimate demise.


TAGS: repeats
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 15, 2013, 9:54 am
The son set on Rome. The Sun will never set on us. The world will end before then.
PapaFox - March 4, 2013, 8:41 am
So true.


ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE - AND HAS NUKES




HOLLYWOOD - Needs to pay their fair share of taxes.




Obama versus Liberty -




POLITIFAKE REPEATS - We got the message the FIRST time!




I'M FOR RECYCLING - but not when its the same pictures and the same themes over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again




I BELIEVE IN RECYCLING - but not every third post!


TAGS: repeats are megaboring
Rating: 5/5

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PapaFox - December 2, 2012, 12:08 pm
*applause*
MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 10:45 am
5L cuz the poster is great and you're the 1st different name I've seen in (P)AGES!


Obama weak or hot air -




HISTORY - Teaches us well




TRY TELLING THEM - That voting for Obama will make life better for everyone




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Democrats, home of the tax cheats.


TAGS: tax cheats
Rating: 4.55/5

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SOMETHING IS JUST WRONG WITH THIS - Creative pun or plain poor journalistic wording ?




TEAMWORK- THESE GUYS ARE DOING IT RIGHT -




The Great Wars -


TAGS: history repeats
Rating: 4.2/5

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mittromney - August 22, 2015, 12:04 pm
/hahAHAha. Zeus d*** right./


PIZZA MAN - I can just hear the moonbats howling now. Well a pizza man beats a community organizer any day of the week, hands down!




THE FIRST VICTIMS - Of Government Run Health Care and an Obama-style regime!




HEY, AMERICAN SISSY-BOY! -




WE'VE ALREADY SEEN WHAT THEY DO WHEN ENTRUSTED WITH OUR MONEY... - if citizens cant be trusted to safely own assault weapons... why then do we trust the government to safely own them? the government is just a group of citizens...




NEW DHS THREAT METER - because conservatives and veterans are now the new enemy (to Democrats staying in elected office)




SANTORDUMB -




You're welcome -


TAGS: hillary beats trump racist republikkklan
Rating: 5/5

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ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 7:16 pm
You've suddenly slowed down Dwydwyyr.. do I need to go to (not allowed to expose where you are at) and hit escape on your Pokemon Go adventure?
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 7:08 pm
Calm down , Dwydwyyr. Breathe. Breathe. No need to expose how brainwashed you are. Breathe calmy and explain exactly how badly Obama completely crushed Hillary and how she needs to pander to the people (like you) who destroyed her chances
Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 7:01 pm
Tsk, then again,JUST noticed that maybe you were confessing to being "a SHillary shill", since you were obviously spinning this.No one acts this ignorant on purpose: makes sense if you're actually a liberal just trying to make Trump supporters look stupid
Dwydwyyr - September 8, 2016, 6:55 pm
You mean like the way you just "spinned" this? It only took you 3+ rambling #comebackfails to finally realize -and acknowledge- how stupid you looked for taking a poster clearly with a picture of Trump and trying to make it sound like it was about Hillary
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:45 pm
Obama punched, kicked, smacked and humiliated Hillary Clinyon until she looked like a swollen shut eyed, black eyed, stitched up Donald Trump. Poor Hillary got beat down by the angry racist she ran against in 2008. Wonder how the SHillary's will spin this
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:39 pm
The angry racist beat Hillary mercilessly. Obama made her bark like a dog just to stay relevant. Obama told her to bark and Hillary went on national television barking, Arf! Arf! Arf! Obama punched Hillary in her face! Now she has to say she loved it.
ElevenBlavo - September 8, 2016, 6:33 pm
Actually... no. Hillary Clinton was a complete and utter failure in preventing the angry racist from becoming president. Obama smacked her around and humiliated her in 2008. Beat her like a dog. Laughed in her face as he spanked her to the ground.
freasy - September 8, 2016, 7:48 am
sometimes your funny even if I disagree with your point. This is just, well, stupid.
BanThisVoiceNow - September 8, 2016, 7:10 am
But fauxnews will waste no time crying to the mods to "weld shut" this user's voice since that's what leftists do.Just as all leftist Democrats do,just like fauxnews and his klan did to Martin Luther King,they try to weld shut the mouths of the opposition
BanThisVoiceNow - September 8, 2016, 7:03 am
s w a l l o w i n g
BanThisVoiceNow - September 8, 2016, 7:02 am
I mean, WOW... just, wow. Either right-wing folks are directly accused of being b'utthurt humorless crybabies, or no one is accused of that. Quality over quantity? Moo's brain has been thoroughly washed by all that left-wing liberal sem3m he's s******ing.
Greeny - September 8, 2016, 6:53 am
Thx Mooo. Cheers to the humor that hides within, don't be afraid to let it out.
BanThisVoiceNow - September 8, 2016, 6:37 am
Interesting..."fellow moderator" and "excellent welder" Moooooo code words to his fellow mods for "permanently weld shut that person's voice because that person said a truth that disturbed my Demoklanic Party brainwashing narrative"
BanThisVoiceNow - September 8, 2016, 6:34 am
Exactly right, Greeny. Apparently, moooo and his cranky old canadian friend fauxnews is too immature to realize that people notice that he has not remotely posted anything that says Demoklanic Hillary will reverse 400 years of Democrats enslaving blacks.
BlackIsBeautiful - September 8, 2016, 12:40 am
Do the Same. :0)
fauxnews - September 8, 2016, 12:37 am
Glad to see you're having fun, BIB. If you can't have fun with this, then you are doing something wrong.lol ...Drop in every once in a while like you have. Have a good evening. Cheers {:^)
BlackIsBeautiful - September 8, 2016, 12:32 am
Never expected to have an adventure. BONUS! Been a blast ;o)
BlackIsBeautiful - September 8, 2016, 12:30 am
OH yeah. It's obvious Greeny has been here forever. Same goes for MOOoox19 and the rest of you real members. All I wanted are some funny memes to pass around the Hillary campaign I'm working on. ***s and OOOs to everyone for giving me some *great ones*!!!
fauxnews - September 8, 2016, 12:19 am
That's definitely a fair observation, lass. Thx for keeping it civil. Refreshing. And thx for showing your respect of the longtime members, etc.
BlackIsBeautiful - September 8, 2016, 12:05 am
Oh. Not at all...hA!! :o) Me trying to make sense in a 255 character limit? Yeah right. No, I was riffing off Greeny's funny point about "grade school antics" being the latest theme here. I have enough sense {unlike others} not to diss on seasoned members
fauxnews - September 7, 2016, 11:49 pm
I didn't take it as you were welcoming GREENY to Politifake. You are new here after all. P.S. Thx for the shout out on my meme, lass. And if no one said it TO YOU before, "welcome to Politifake". ;) Cheers :)
BlackIsBeautiful - September 7, 2016, 11:41 pm
...#luv to you "GReensleeve!" I know you got where I was coming from, MOOoox19 ;) But to *everyone* else, if it needs to be said - since *some* like to run with these things - my sarcasm was directed at Politifake, not Greeney [sp?] Great read.
BlackIsBeautiful - September 7, 2016, 11:34 pm
LoL!Good to know.AGREED on all :o)He's obviously chill;much
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:50 pm

And THAT"S why my friend Green eggs and Ham.....is beyond reproach. He's also an excellent welder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:48 pm

* simple opinions questioned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:46 pm

....without having an emotional breakdown and run crying to their mommies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:45 pm

He also has an actual sense of humor and the thick skin of an actual humorist...which is why I can say "hey Greenburg! Your Grandma is a wh***!) and he won't get all b***hurt like some of the members here who get can't have their simple opinions.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:39 pm

"quality over quantity" and a true friend of the network. He tells it like it is....and that makes him a most valuable a**et on a site half full of fakers and shills.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 7, 2016, 10:36 pm

Greeny hardly needs a welcome. He is a Motinetwork legend and fellow moderator on the networks most amsome site. So he just gets a "Hi Greensleeves" and a lot of respect as a Greybeard of epic proportions. He's a rare breed, a true believer in...
BlackIsBeautiful - September 7, 2016, 9:55 pm
ing.
BlackIsBeautiful - September 7, 2016, 9:55 pm
Well,welcolm to Politifake. heh heh.That takes on added meaning given the childish protesting by "narrative" boy daily.Imagine a redneck soap opera starring teenagers and the elderly from your mall's food court.That's this place.And why I keep hardly post
Greeny - September 7, 2016, 9:30 pm
I take no offense to *this poster*, nor the others like it - but it does remind me of grade school antics.
BlackIsBeautiful - September 7, 2016, 8:35 pm
Actually, what's sad is that there are posters on here comparing Hillary to a dog, and Obama to ISIS, and *this poster* is what offends you. Trump is a sociopath and proud racist. If he's not ripe for ridicule or political satire, no one is.
Greeny - September 7, 2016, 8:26 pm
It's sad to see someone with such political enthusiasm make posters like this


Attention Cecil The Lion Fans: Here's a Heaping Helping of Hypocrisy For You to Chew On -




The fall of rome: -




Liberals desperately attempt to rewrite history -




Repeated History -


TAGS: forgotten history often repeats itself
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 28, 2014, 5:45 pm
Yeah but not until after he had sh** a cop, so you know 1 for 1 and no riots.
Cannabal - November 28, 2014, 5:03 pm
And yet, if Michael Brown was armed, he would've be sh** by police all the same.


You can have your own set of opinions. -


TAGS: trump hypocrite liar bankrupt cheats
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 14, 2016, 10:15 pm
Trump has had four bankruptcies, his failed university scandal, etc. You figure it out
Cyberhagen - May 14, 2016, 5:14 pm
The majority of his businesses have gone out of business? LOL What a load. All of this is a load.
ipaprime - May 14, 2016, 12:22 am
Hillary would not know the truth if it came up to her and kicked her in the @$$
fauxnews - May 13, 2016, 11:09 am
What about her?
ipaprime - May 13, 2016, 1:07 am
But what about Hillary?


#1 with #2, #2 with #3 -




If there is no evidence that Hillary is dying -


TAGS: hillary trump assassination threats pneumonia
Rating: 5/5

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BlackIsBeautiful - September 19, 2016, 5:19 pm
Don't let the doggie door hit you again on the way out, hun.
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 3:18 pm
We don't want you to break the furniture. Take your fake fighting outside, kiddos. I was taking a nap. Take is easy.
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 3:16 pm
Tsk. Fake fighting now? Ironically, Politifake has felt like the WWE www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMKFIHRpe7I The scary thing is most of Trump's supporters believe that sport to be legit...or that Trump's candidacy is legit....or your charade here is legit.
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 3:11 pm
Uggg... really, HOOAH? I'm a jarhead, too. Female type. One each. Sooo... Do we fight apart or do we fight together, s#it head?
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 2:52 pm
Wait.. Hey, G. Did you just call me a "f-ing jarhead?" You need me where you live, G, 'cause when I get back Ima' beat you with Daffy's lil a**
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 2:41 pm
Ahhh! I'm tracking, G. Can't hurt a Daff-tard's feelings, right?
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 2:37 pm
I mean you got into Daff's head, f-ing jarhead. So tread lightly, cause those libtard puss-wifters tend to be very emotional.
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 2:25 pm
Not sure what you mean by if I come from the same place, G. But I do agree that Daffs definitely fits in the category of sissybility.
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 2:19 pm
Hey, HOOAH. You might want to lay off of Daff's. If you are coming from the same place, you know that he is one of those sensitive types. Easily prone to sissybility
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 2:14 pm
"Wake me up when you kidth grow up.Uth adulth neeth to carry on." Oh,Daffs. That is now you forever
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:53 pm
-Wake me up when you kids grow up. Us adults need to carry on. Take it easy.
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:52 pm
Overgrown men making school yard insults and acting like children. No wonder you two need to hide behind your computers. Also, so much for you being a "newbie." Enough of you (two) and your amateur hour attempt at social engineering.
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 1:51 pm
Oh. Wait. Okay. I get it now. "Thow me where I thaid that!" "A concuthion ith evidenth of a convuthion!" Okay. I'm tracking, G. That is funny
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:51 pm
So you are already planning Trump’s victory party? [ref.troll.comment#82185] Tsk. That's some egg on your face then if Trump loses. You just put your thin-skin into the game. As a bet, it's about as worth as much as your prediction, kiddo.
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 1:47 pm
Read Daffy's posts with a Daffy Duck voice?
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 1:46 pm
What are you talking about?
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 1:43 pm
Hey, HOOAH! Are you reading Daffy's posts with a Daffy Duck voice?
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 1:35 pm
Well, now. That's good to know. Hopefully she remembers that, seeing as how she blames her concussion on absolutely everything she forgot to mention to the American people. Apparently, the little black duck is also suffering from a concussion
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:33 pm
Show me where I said that? Don't put your childish words in my mouth, kiddo. I said the medical truther garbage from Trump is code for misogyny. Just like your trolling is code for bitterness from someone who came here with a hurt b'utt and an agenda.
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:26 pm
A concussion is evidence of a concussion. Pneumonia is evidence of pneumonia.Taken together,they are not evidence of Hillary being unfit for office. Thank you for conceding that it is a stupid pro-narrative,anti-reality conspiracy theory. Fixed your typos
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 1:16 pm
Sorry. Tell your dad that I didnt mean to offend him by calling him a man, Daffs
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 1:13 pm
You know very well that the creator of this meme is a HER and not a him, troll. Don't use my discussion with someone else to continue your disruptive agenda and personal attacks against others, "kiddo." Yes. I noticed you project your childish immaturity
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 1:13 pm
Hey, DaffyD1ck, just an FYI. You just admitted on the internet that if Americans want to know the truth, in opposition to your Democrat narrative, they want women to die. You said that. Smile to everyone. You now own it
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 1:03 pm
Hillary concussion? Never happened. Hillary pneumonia? Never happened. Hillary fainting? Never happened. Hillary telling the FBI her health conditions caused her to forget? Never happened. Stupid anti-narrative, pro- reality conspiracy theorists
GERMAINE - September 19, 2016, 12:57 pm
Yeah, genius. There is zero evidence that Hillary has health issues, including THIS MEME, where the creator said he would vote for a dead Hillary Clinton.
Dwydwyyr - September 19, 2016, 12:34 pm
Tsk. Zero evidence for Trump's latest conspiracy theory. If you didn't know, newbie, the medical truther attack is code for misogyny against a woman candidate. Now you know. If you want a moral victory this election, you should rise above these tactics.
SemperHOOAH - September 19, 2016, 10:05 am
She is indeed healthy, as long as she dosen't have to do something more complex than opening a pickle jar...that was already opened for her...


AGW and heliocentrism -




Think about it -




history repeats itself -




Chris Christie: Republican Debate Shark...Literally. -




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